Behold, the worst written line of all time:

madrasithot:

brujamami:

negativereader:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

Wtf

Good lord

nvgets:

unfollowfriday:

person: magic isnt real

me:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆

rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

drink water, eat fruit nd mind ya business.